Alex's Stupid Shirts (A.S.S.) is an online store and art project i have been running out of my apartment since 2018

i handle the art, design, website, business operations, and fulfillment but i have had plenty of help from friends along the way

as of now this is a side project i run out of my apartment after work but with some time, luck, and the support of kind folks like u i think my A.S.S. will continue to grow :]


if you have an issue with an order or a business inquiry please email me at

for anything else, feel free to DM me on instagram at @stupidstupidshirts. i do my best to reply to everything i can on there


to fully cover myself, the official store policy is no returns or refunds. however, if there is a problem with the product you receive, i'm happy to resolve issues on a case-by-case basis

please send me an email if there's an issue with an order, you're not sure what size to order, or if you have any other questions


i work a full time job so it can take me up to a week to ship out any orders. if it takes longer than a week and you're worried, send me an email

the shipping price you pay is essentially the price of USPS shipping plus packaging. i unfortunately can not make shipping rates any cheaper as of now. i even lose money on some forms of shipping

for international orders, i will be marking the exact names and prices of the items on the customs form. i am not responsible for any fees if your package is held in customs

sometimes the post office loses packages. if they lose yours i will do my best to make it right within reason. if a package gets sent back to me i can refund you the price of the items minus shipping or i can attempt to resend it